A Hundred Percent Elisha

Rule 6: The Law of Equivalent

2006-10-29T23:41:00.000-08:00

If you know the anime Full Metal Alchemist, you may have heard of this law. It states that no one can have everything and if you want to gain something, you must exchange it with something of equivalent value.

Haven't you ever noticed that although others seem to have everything, they still don't have something you already have. For example, you might have a friend who has everything you want to have: beauty, brains and money. But when you got to know her better, you discovered that she has a broken family. While you on the other hand has the rare priveledge of having a normal, loving family even if you're not as pretty or smart as your friend.

So if you want to be as smart as her, you'll have to study harder which probably means sleeping late. And sleeping late means eye bags. And eye bags means an uglier you. In short, in order to be smarter, you'll have to sacrfice your looks, honey.

Rule 5: Your Actions Tell Much About You

2006-04-21T04:49:00.000-07:00

How people treat others is the overflow of how much emotion they have absorbed from their family. If you have a loving family, it often shows in your actions because you also show love to all. Often times, people who bullies or who are simply mean are full of anger or hurt inside. Yes, their parents may love them. They may always shower him with lots of material things. But, how much time do they spend with their child and how much love do they show them.

Rule 4: Rise and Fall

2005-07-23T23:13:00.000-07:00

Explanation:When you build a 3-storey building and an earthquake smashes it to the ground, you build another building. This time, make it a 300-storey building. If you lack money, poor you.

Rule 3: Behave

2005-04-12T07:15:00.000-07:00

One thing I've noticed is that, I get high conduct grades. Even if I'm noisy, I still end up as a conduct awardee. Oh it's fun to be me! So here is a guide on how to have high conduct grades or how to make teachers think you're a goody two-shoes even if you're not.

:: Look kind, nice or sweet. When teachers don't really know you, they judge you by your looks. Keep yourself neat and clean.

:: It helps when you're a girl. Teachers know that girls are naturally more quiet and behave than boys. Besides, girls rule!

:: Don't be gay. I know someone who is really behave in class, but because he's gay, he gets very low conduct grades. Don't be lesbian either. Because girls are lucky and you are a boy, too bad.

:: Greet teachers. Say hello to them and say their name. Don't forget to give your sweetest smile. Give them some gifts too every Teachers Day, Christmas, Valentines, Last Day and if you know their birthdays, add that too. Be creative. I have a classmate before who serenaded our teacher saying sorry for being so impossible.

:: Pass projects and do homeworks. Sure you can miss a project or two, but don't do it often. Teachers would remember that and it could ruin your image.

:: Keep your eye on the teacher when chatting. When she's facing the board, be noisy. When she's looking at your side of the classroom, hush. It's best when you're sitting at the back. In my case, I'm always in the back. Because I'm tall and my last name's first letter is near the letter Z, so whether the seatplan is arranged by height or alphabetically, I end up at the back. Sometimes it's a curse though.

:: Pass notes instead of chatting. Make sure your teacher is not looking when you pass the note and don't do this when you have the type of prof who senses your every move. Jazz your note passing by thinking of nicknames for you and making it look like a chat room. Add characters from your favorite anime too. It's fun!

Rule 2: Be Spontaneous

2005-03-19T19:44:00.000-08:00

Some people often complain about being so bored about their life. I myself, admit that I have done so before. But I now know the secret for a happy, non-boring life. The answer: spontaneity.

We go to the same routine everyday. Wake up, go to school, meet with your friends, go home, do your homework then go to bed. The cycle goes on and on. You've been doing the same thing over and over again all your life. No wonder you're bored. So what do you do? Change your routine.

Go to school. Wake up. Do your homework. Go to bed. Meet with your friends. Go home.

See? That wasn't so hard.

Rule 1: A Blog Must Have A Purpose!

2005-03-17T20:33:00.000-08:00

A blog must have a purpose. That's one of the unwritten rules of nature--or so I say. But no matter what blog you make, surely, there must be a reason behind it. It may be to serve as an outlet of thoughts and emotions, a record of your life for safe-keeping and entertainment when you get older, or simply just for fun.

So what is the purpose of this blog? I have no idea.